Just Another Girl

Hello; call me Lexx. That's really as much as you need to know right now.
  • Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
  • *Wakes up February 5, 2069*
“Best decision I ever made.”
suppermariobroth:

Hitting an upside-down Buzzy Beetle shell in mid-air in Super Mario Bros. will give you 8000 points, the most amount of points that’s possible to be earned for a single action.
sumerianrecords:

Batman and Joker #blackveilbrides #askingalexandria #rockontherange
bobbryars:

YOU’RE HURTING MY HEART

epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

(Source: cheia, via enoshima-television)

jagkbarakitten:

alexgaskarthsbuttblog:

Alex Gaskarth

i’ll give you a blowjob that’s what i’ll give to you
upperstories:

tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

#12ND

i cybered on omegle today

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.
avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
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